Greta is a Photo Editor-in-Chief at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication.In 2016, she graduated from Digital Advertising courses where she had an opportunity to meet and learn from industry professionals. That time we fell really in love for real with Commander Chris Hadfield. Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Ants are, like, "Hey, I only want these crumbs, ok?" The article I wrote about this was wrong. Here are some of the best and most hilarious tweets from the highly disgruntled Almighty’s account, which is maintained by American comedy writer David Javerbaum. Please use high-res photos without watermarks. I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream. The time "Twttr" co-founder Jack Dorsey sent the first tweet. Either way, these were the 25 funniest tweets we saw this week. Some interesting facts I learned at the children's museum, lightning bugs are actually beetles and I hate children. I still find it funny. @WilliamShatner Yes, Standard Orbit, Captain. You have no idea how quickly I jumped off the couch to take this picture. Advertising. Ooops! That's ok. Would have been a long commute. Elle Oh H-e-double L @ElleOhHell. I was wrong. Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom. - white girl life coach. We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet. {god creating humans} what do we have left to work with? [moon] new phone who dis, I hate when the other guy goes for a handshake and I go for an open-mouth kiss and oh great now I probably didn't get this job, I hate when the other guy goes for a handshake and I go for an open-mouth kiss and oh great now I probably didn't get this job. Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars! God: It also looks like it’s wearing a tux. "Fill 'er up, please", I say as I pull my van up to the cat shelter. I'm on the ferry going to pick up the people.
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— David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 31, 2016, Cooking spinach pic.twitter.com/FqLdJrXQFM, — shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) March 31, 2016. This tweet after the largest democratic election in history.
YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL, YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL. Best photo ever. He looked up at me. That time a climber sent the first tweet from the summit of Everest. Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! [God creating spiders] "Make it have 8 legs" Seems excessive but ok "And 8 eyes"
God: Like if you gave a sausage a tail and legs. Well, apparently all you have to do is check Twitter. भारत की विजय। अच्छे दिन आने वाले हैं। India has won! @RepWeiner is back on twitter. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES, cop: where were you last night? As the following tweets make hilariously clear, if this God fella really does exist, and really did create the universe, he was either blind drunk or he’s a bit of a d*ck. BuzzFeed has breaking news, vital journalism, quizzes, videos, celeb news, Tasty food videos, recipes, DIY hacks, and all the trending buzz you’ll want to share with your friends.
Angle: Wtf #MSL, I'm safely on the surface of Mars. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012. Angle: Ok cool something different Missed Connection: You were standing at the RedBox. most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns, most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" If you continue browsing, you accept our use of cookies. when i was 7 i had a crush on a girl in my class & didnt know how to deal w it so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school" when i was 7 i had a crush on a girl in my class & didnt know how to deal w it so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school". Let us picture the scenario. Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? *Tries to pet the K-9 unit dogs while I’m hiding from them under a car in a parking lot*, What I like about whiskey is that it makes me feel like I have a space heater inside me and a Disneyland outside me, Folks this election has gone…to the dogs! 2. Okay, everyone act healthy…, — Mark Leggett (@markleggett) April 1, 2016, — Broke and Sad (@matt___nelson) April 1, 2016, Maybe She Doesn’t Want To Have Sex With You: A Bro’s Guide to Waitresses. Either way, these were the 15 funniest tweets of the week. wtf? I whispered, "It's not your fault." That time a student tweeted about being arrested in Egypt, which led to his release after friends raised the alarm. Crazy. Gods wife: It’s beautiful honey, I love you so much.
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Hello Twitterverse! Best photo ever. Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. I accidentally honked like 7 times. See more of teen-life-relates’s content on VSCO. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate", I don't know why I wasn't invited, I'm great at weddings... @KimKardashian @kanyewest, I don't know why I wasn't invited, I'm great at weddings... @KimKardashian @kanyewest. My neighbor has an unsecured, wireless printer. 33 Tweets About God That You WILL Go To Hell For Laughing At. Copyright BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Some interesting facts I learned at the children's museum, lightning bugs are actually beetles and I hate children. Thank you for the @Twitter welcome! Did he say something to you? It came out that Huma Abedin knows all about Hillary’s private illegal emails.
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Best day ever!! "Ah I love that book. throw the dop away.. [God creating the Guinea Pig] So like what if I took a giant pile of fluff, gave it a head, shoved a teeny donut at the bottom of its head and made it squeak like a pig!
Burp your date. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it. can u come pick me up from my rap battle? DATING TIP: Put your arm around her. 5 years later Acton sold Whatsapp to Facebook for $19 Billion. In the same year, she started working at Bored Panda as a photo editor.Greta is a coffeeholic and cannot survive a day without 5 cups of coffee... and her cute, big-eared dog.Her biggest open secret: she is a gamer with a giant gaming backlog. Bánh Mì Kitchen is Open for Franchising, Mikael Daez Takes The Spotlight as foodpanda’s New Ambassador, This Wine and Spirits Auction Will Fund School Kits For Students In Need, Your Favorite ’90s Handheld Games Are Now Available to Play on the Internet Archive, Oh Thank God, Instagram Listened to Everyone's Complaints About Its Algorithm. I thought there would be a lot of fun graphics, instead of just tweets.:-/. You know, like, if it gets annoyed it can toxic tickle you. You can read more about it and change your preferences, Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into just about anywhere if you just repeat "so sorry so sorry" and keep moving forward. Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see you over there doing you and I respect that. - Cargo Shorts.
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