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praise. Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without Gideon Wurdz Imbecility, n:. heavy equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting your computer. Stephen Colbert Thunder: A signal that the world is coming to an end. Subdued: A guy that works on submarines. ring, wedding ring, and suffering. { bidder: 'onemobile', params: { dcn: '8a969411017171829a5c82bb4deb000b', pos: 'cdo_rightslot_flex' }}, F. Consistency: 1) The last refuge of the unimaginative. Bierce Birth: The first and direst of all disasters. Ambrose Bierce secreted by men after drinking too much beer. an opinion that you do not entertain. Youth: The best time to be rich, and the best time to be Bastard: French term for lawyer. { bidder: 'appnexus', params: { placementId: '11654174' }}, The high cost of leaving. 3) Undocumented journalism. in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. Cold storage for high hopes. { bidder: 'ix', params: { siteId: '195455', size: [320, 50] }}, a league beyond the devil. into which you pour all your money. Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. Bierce elegant name for ignorance. Me, pro. lion who love mice, hates dogs and patronizes humans.
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See also Politician the female) as Mere Man. bidderSequence: "fixed" enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes that their clients prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they have absolutely Kris Kristoferson 3) Nothing Opiate, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. Comfort: A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbour's { bidder: 'onemobile', params: { dcn: '8a969411017171829a5c82bb4deb000b', pos: 'cdo_topslot_728x90' }}, Autobiography, n.: 1) A history of cars. by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know
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